A woman is at home. She hears someone knock at the door. She opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks her, "'Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man. He asks the same question of her,
'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
He says to her in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife
in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you
to answer 'yes'. I want to see where he is going with it'. She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and he asks, *Do you have a vagina?' 'Yes' she says.
The man replies, 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?'
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