Joke of the Moment

After a wonderful Thanksgiving with the people I love and a great weekend, I am feeling generous and uncharacteristically kind and loving. As a result, I want you to be as happy as I am at this moment so I am going to share a simple joke that made me laugh REALLY, REALLY loud (Thankfully the staff here is used to my sudden outburtsts of laughter and they shake their heads and move on) Anyway, I am sharing it with anyone else who likes simple stuff and might need a good laugh today.

Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels, because she's very good at them.

Mom said, " You should say no - they only want to look at your undies."

Susie said, " I know they do; that's why I hide them in my backpack.

HA!

Luv ya,
AllieMac'Gina

Women and Bathrooms

Men always ask...."Why do women go to the ladies room together?" I am one of those women. I like company, and I like people around me at all times, maybe that is why I do it. I do not ask someone to go with me when I am at home or at a friends house, wouldn't even think of it. It is only when I am at a public place.

When I am out, I will gladly escort you, or ask you to go with me to the ladies room. I have never been jumped in a bathroom, nor have I ever had my head flushed in the toilet. I have no bathroom phobias. I was working on a bathroom calendar with photos of me and facebook friends in local bathrooms last year, so I clearly like them. I have had my ass submerged on more than one occasion, when a man has left the seat up, I don't mind, just saves me the trouble of bathing that day. There is no clear reason for this behavior on my part and I am not afraid to go alone

Men, in case you aren't sure how it works, we converse over the enclosed stalls. If there is more than one stall, we all go and continue our conversation as if we are on the phone. If there is one stall, we still continue the conversation, like we are on a phone, but just take turns in the stall. (I giggle when there is someone and they pee really really fast, it is like a crazy pee, like someone is in a great big hurry and it is so loud, it makes me laugh, just sayin) When we are all finished, we continue to wash our hands, fix our hair, apply lipstick and occasionally try each others makeup and stuff. We usually do all of this without skipping a beat in our conversation. We then exit the bathroom, and continue on with our evening.

The downside....Sometimes I have to wait forever for a bathroom, because of this behavior. I hate it when I am solo, and have to wait in a line. I wait and wait, and then three women come out. You know what they were doing, and it would have gone much faster if they just went in alone. But we do it. I find that i don't do this as much as I used to when I was younger. I do find myself texting when I am alone in a bathroom or I check my facebook. HA. Maybe technology is changing this behavior as well. I would hate to think I might just be growing up.

Oh, and in case you care about any of this, I think that men don't do it because they have no stalls. We can go to the bathroom together, but still have privacy in our own little stall. Men would have to look at each other, while holding themselves, and they just aren't secure enough for that.

That is all, until we meet in a ladies room...

Luv ya,
AllieMac'Gina

A perfect example of why I HATE people!

My Family is going though a really rough time with fact that our dog ran away two days ago. My kids don't sleep and beg me everyday to "PLEASE find Copper" as they leave for school. My Husband and I have done everything possible to find this dog. We have called SPCA's, filed Missing Dog reports, Posted pics on FB, driven in circles for hours and days on end, posted listings on Craigs List and Petfinder. Today I received an email from someone through petfinder stating that they found my dog. I was so excited, I responded right away. Then went back and read it again, thinking it sounded a little weird....

"I want to let u know am in custody of yourmissing pet.I place advert on petfinder www.petfinder.combut have not heard from you.I have been taking good care of your pet withgood diet cause i have a chihuahua breed at home.

Please i need your urgent response so we take it from there on how i can send your pet to you.I will be goingdown to england to see my sick Mum so please contact meImmediatly on my private email below

george_evans01@hotmail.com

I shall give you instructions on what to do when i receive your email.

RegardGeorge Evans"

I had responded stating that I would pick him up anywhere anytime. I then received an email back telling me he just got home from work (this is an important part to remember when reading the next email) asking me for more details to Identify that I am the owner of the dog. I sent a picture, and gave a description, but stated "If this is a scam, please don't continue any further, I have small children who are desperately looking for their dog" Then this is the response I received.....

Goodday. I receive your email with proper description of your pet .Please be aware that the sole reason i never send you list of description of your pet earlier was because so many people have called faking to be the owner of the pet and being a devoted Christian i know when someone tells lie concerning something that doesnt belongs to them.And also i didnt states my contact address and phone number on my corresponding email also because few weeks ago someone threathened my wife and such i wouldnt allow that to happen again.My Family means so much to me. My wife has fully confirmed that the above descriptions matches your pet.In time past we have had similar cases and the security here advised that when dispatching lost pet to the respective owners contact address,phone number or name shouldnt be disclose.And diplomatic delivery is best advised in delivery lost pet to there owners.Please send me your contact address and i shall make contact with any delivery company here and make arrangement to have your pet delivered to you..I will not demand for any Reward due to my Christian Faith and also the feeding which it has caused me in this few times i will not demand any penny as well but as soon as i make arrangement with the delivery company i will let you know and the cost to do that. I am believing that the Good lord leads us to success and i shall be more happy receiving your email that your pet has reached your home.I wait for your contact address in your next letter.I am getting ready for work now will check my email when am back. Do have a blissful day.

RegardGeorge.

I am completely dumbfounded at the fact that someone would use a tragic situation to try and scam someone out of whatever he is trying to get out of us. Especially since someone just saw my dog on Veale rd about an hour after this correspondence occurred. WTF is wrong with people??? Seriously! Take your "blissful day" and shove it up your ass, dickhead! I am so tempted to pay the $24.99 to do a reverse email address look-up and find this asshole and beat the living shit out of him! THIS is why I hate people!

oh...and by the way...before I could even finish writing this note, here is another email from someone else responding to my petfinder ad...

"Petfinder Classified Ads: you have received an email from: saffiyaadams46@yahoo.com. DEAR FRIEND, MY NAME IS MRS SAFFIYA MOLLY ADAMS A 71 YEAR OLD WOMAN FROM DUBLIN-IRELAND.I OWNED TWO BUSINESSES IN DOHAAND CAPEVERDE.IAM MARRIED WITH NO CHILDREN. MY HUSBAND DIED SIX YEARS AGO.SINCE I HAVE NO CHILDREN OF MY OWN, I DEVOTED MY TIME AND MONEY TO HELPING MOTHERLESS CHILDREN AND THE LESS PRIVILEDGED IN THE SOCIETY AROUND THE WORLD.

PRESENTLY, I AM RECEIVING TREATMENT IN A HOSPITAL IN WEST DUBLIN FOR LEUKEMIA AND THE DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT I HAVE FEW MONTHS TO LIVE.BEFORE I BECAME ILL, I HAVE SOME LARGE SUM OF MONEY AND IT IS DEPOSITED ABROAD WITH A FINANCE COMPANY.

NOW THAT I AM DYING I NEED SOMEONE WHOM I CAN ENTRUST WITH THIS MONEY AND WHO WILL HELP ME ENSURE THAT THESE FUND IS USED TO HELP THE LESS PRIVILEDGED AND MOTHERLESS CHILDREN.I AM BELIEVING THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THIS SERVICE FOR HUMANITY SAKE.IF YOU CAN HELP ME,PLEASE MAIL ME SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT DETAILS OF MY LAWYER HERE IN DUBLIN SO THAT YOU WILL DISCUSS WITH HIM ON HOW YOU WILL PROCESS AND RECEIVE THE FUNDS.

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MAIL IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME BUT I AM ALWAYS WITH MY COMPUTER.I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE. BEST REGARDS.MRS SAFFIYA MOLLY ADAMSREPLY TO EMAIL ADDRESS:saffiyaadams46@yahoo.com"

I HATE PEOPLE!

After gathering my thoughts....This was my response to 'George Evans"....

"I cannot even express to you enough the amount of disgust I have for you right now! You have turned a family's tragedy into an opportunity for a scam? You call yourself a "Christian"? You are the exact opposite of what a "Christian" is, you filthy. lying, piece of shit! I hope you rot in hell for what you are doing! By the way, learn how to spell and get you stories straight next time you send bullshit emails to people (One email says you just got home from work, 5 minutes later you say your just getting ready to go to work, and lets not mention how "In the past with similar cases the security there advised you to deliver the lost pet"- how many lost pets have you found, you fucking waste of human flesh? Are you running a business for finding lost pets?) Why would I pay to have my dog "delivered" to me? Any decent human being would be happy to make any kind of arrangement to return a lost animal to it's owner any way possible. It's people like you who are turning this world into the shit can of society! I hope you ROT with burning flesh in the depths of hell for eternity!!! Oh and by the way....Have a blissful fucking day, ASSHOLE!"

My Daily Horoscope - read it and weep NinjaBitches

Working within boundaries and restrictions could get to you today, Aries. Yours is an independent spirit, and your best achievements are often far above any morta soul. Like it or not,you are the hottest Ninja Ho EVER. You strike an uncanny resemblance to Miss AMerica and you are one of the most charismatic people in the world. You will find that friends adore you and want to buy you dinner and drinks at STanleys tonight. You friend people who are so not in your league, showing how lovely of a disposition you have. You never mention to your friends that they have horrible taste in clothing and shoes. You are probably the most excellent speller, on facebook. And your boyfriend rocks.

AnudderCast - Episode 4teen

AnudderCast - Episode 4teen

Harvest Seasonal Grill & Wine Bar is OPEN!

I have found my new hangout for the summer. I have been to Harvest twice and loved it both times. I love the fact that the menu isn’t carved in stone and changes daily, so I will never get bored. I love it that the items used to prepare the meals come fresh, from local farms, and the farms are listed at the top of the menu! I wasn’t sure that I loved the fact, actually had a moment of distress, when we were told that MOST of the items on the menu are 500 calories or less! THAT IS NEVER GOOD (when you love fatty pig fatty stuff like I do), but was not an issue here. I loved the atmosphere with its neutral earth tones, cool lighting and big roomy booths with lots of plants. The words "Give Love and Serve" hang over the open kitchen in great big block letters. Kinda random, but fun. ( I understand they went "Green" with the bar and it is made from recycled paper)

We started out with a DRINK, of course. Joe and I both ordered the Lavender Mojito. This drink was fantastic. Vanilla was the predominant flavor, mixed with a hint of lavender and mint making this drink so tasty, we had a few! Next was the Roasted Chicken Quesadilla. It was served fairly quickly and was really good. Joe ate most of it, of course. Being the lady I am, I just sipped (gulped) my drink and nibbled on a small piece. I ordered a veggie sandwich and Joe ordered a burger. The burger was big, juicy and by far the best burger either one of us have had. I wouldn't knock the veggie sandwich, it was also very good! Now, I forget, did I mention the Lavender mojito? The desert was very small, and I cant remember exactly what we got. We did have Lavender Mojitos, um, yea, they are THAT good.

On my second visit I had the Nutty Watermelon Salad which was very good, sweet and salty. I can see why it is a house favorite. I also had a few.... Lavender Mojitos, of course.

I say give this place a shot. Support local farmers, drink Lavender Mojitos and then go home and spend hundreds of dollars over the next few weeks perfecting your OWN Lavender Mojitos! I enjoyed the entire experience, the service was great and I am looking forward to going back.

Oh! It is incredibly difficult to find Vanilla RUM in your local liquor store! I had to master this drink at home. Joe drove me all around Wilmington and vicinity (about an hour and a half of driving. I get my mind set on something, and I don't quit until I get it) looking for it. I finally found it at liquor World on Milltown Road! THANKS JoeIE!

Give Love and Serve!

Luv,
AllieMac'Gina

Firestone Roasting House, No Thanks!

Firestone Roasting House on the Christina Riverfront opened its doors where CW Harborside used to be. Thank the outdoor boozing gods FireStone kept the outside bar/lounge area in tact and it will be opening the outside area tonight. From what I understand they have added a large wood-burning fireplace and char-pits to their sitting areas, so if it is chilly you can still enjoy the band and drink a few Hot Toddies!


The restaurant itself opened last week and features pizzas made in a stone roasting oven, steaks, prime rib, seafood, sandwiches and salads. They have a nice wine list and a fun bar menu. Joe and I went on Monday night and I was disappointed. I ordered a Cucumber Mint Gimlet and Joe ordered a Wide Awake Drunk ( HA, don't we all just want him to go to sleep at times, especially when he is drunk) and his drink came out in a timely fashion. MY drink however, took a good ten minutes, if not more. First I was told they were working on finding some fresh mint, then I was told they were slicing the cucumbers....when I did get my drink, it was terrible. Now in all fairness, it is made with Gin, and a lot of it, but I thought it would be minty and fresh. It was terrible. I sent it back and settled for a nice glass of Pinot Grigio.

For an appetizer we ordered CHICAGO style Spinach and Artichoke Dip. The only thing Chicago about this Dip was, well, um, nothing! OK, it did have a small side of sour cream and a small side of salsa. Joe and I decided THAT must be what made it Chicago style. Have you ever had TGIF spinach and artichoke dip out of the freezer section? Yup, basically the same thing. Pizza was next. We ordered one pizza, the special of the day, Buffalo Chicken style. It was good, but I wouldn't order it again. It is with a heavy heart (well it is a little lighter these days because of the Fatty Pig Fatty competition) that I inform you, we skipped desert. Didn't even look at the menu! PROGRESS!

To wrap this up, I did not like Firestone. I will not go back there on my own accord for dinner. I will go for the outside bar, and I will try their bar menu, I am sure, but if I want gourmet pizza (does pizza ever classify as gourmet?) a light, fun atmosphere and a meal worthy of the price, I will stick with Pizza By ELizabeths or Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza, the new place off of Route 202! THATS some kick ass pizza!

OH, and I am so excited because Harvest Restaurant in Glen Eagle Shopping Center, is now open. I am hoping to get there before I leave for Chicago, where I will be in restaurant HEAVEN!

Luv Ya,
AllieMac'Gina