Wednesday, August 18, 2010

My Daily Horoscope - read it and weep NinjaBitches


Working within boundaries and restrictions could get to you today, Aries. Yours is an independent spirit, and your best achievements are often far above any morta soul. Like it or not,you are the hottest Ninja Ho EVER. You strike an uncanny resemblance to Miss AMerica and you are one of the most charismatic people in the world. You will find that friends adore you and want to buy you dinner and drinks at STanleys tonight. You friend people who are so not in your league, showing how lovely of a disposition you have. You never mention to your friends that they have horrible taste in clothing and shoes. You are probably the most excellent speller, on facebook. And your boyfriend rocks.

6 comments:

  1. AllieMac is by far the hottest spelling bee champ....ever.

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  2. Wait a minute...am I one of those friends with horrible taste in clothing and shoes? I should have known that when I became part of JoDo or is it DoJo? Jeeze..you need to slap me when the shoes aint't matching.

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  3. Your shoes aint mathing and your head is on crooked.

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  4. Here's the situation: You are up to your neck in BullShit and someone pukes in your face. Do You duck?

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  5. I dont like I am not up to my neck in Bullshit. I am right on with my horoscope. And we both know I dont like ducks.

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